Dana Didn't Knit Herself....

a new apartment.



Maybe it's just because I'm moving, but I was thinking this afternoon that it's too bad that Dana can't knit herself a new apartment. Because then she could cook anything that she wanted in there.



[Really I'm going to hell for this post, right?]

dana didn't birth this

The second of seven things not about Dana...



2. This is not Dana's baby.

Seven Things Not About Dana

Dana's not been tagged for a meme. So.....

1. Did you all know Dana is NOT going to be on Dancing With the Stars, but that she yearns to? Maybe by next season, if the right dress comes along.

what if you had a book signing and no one came

I wouldn't know, because Dana came to my book signing! Thanks, Dana.

Go to a good yarn for signed copies of my book,
Charmed Knits: Projects for Fans of Harry Potter.

dana didn't ask wil wheaton to sign our table

But Shireen did and Dana helped hold the table! Get all the details on the Knitsmiths' blog!

(Don't know who Wil Wheaton is? Oh yeah, you do! Check out his blog and his book.)

Sorry, Dana

Gosh darn, it, Dana, why'd you have to go and finish those Jaywalkers? Clearly, now that you've actually finished a project, the rest of us are at a loss for new bloggable fodder. How about starting another pair?

Anyway, my apologies for the poem that's not about you, or about Jaywalkers. But, you see, it is about a Knitsmith, and the time was right . . .

Oh Dani girl, the sheep, the sheep are baa-ing
In Irish glens, and down the mountain side.
But summer's here, and knitters all are ahh-ing
At all the colorways you’ve ever dyed.
Please, come ye back to Boston, don’t you know
Our stash is getting dangerously low.
Whether Knitting Sunshine or in shadow
Oh Dani girl, oh Dani girl, we miss you so.

When you come home, your yarn you’ll be a dye-ing
Don’t take a break for soda or iced tea.
For don’t you know, the knitters will be lying
In wait for Sunshine Yarns back on Etsy.

Dana Didn't Eat This on Sunday

But I did.
And it was yummy! Dana, keep not knitting something else, and bring us more treats.

It's the "Dana Didn't Knit This" Caption Contest!

Write your best caption to this picture in the comments! (The winner gets something Dana didn't knit.)